The Pessimist's Mug®

By: Despair, Inc.

It Makes Everything Taste Better

In these irrationally exuberant times, it's getting harder and harder for the self-respecting pessimist to stay unhappy. So pervasive is the hope, so overwhelming the positivity, that without the firmest grip on your sullen perspective, you might actually lose it. Then one day, you wake up looking at the bright side, whistling some inane show tune, and generally annoying everyone around you.

Specifically engineered by the chronically cynical pessimists of Despair Laboratories™, this crystal-clear mug will help all who drink from it to Stay Grounded™ by forever reminding them to see when the glass is half-empty.


Pss// Pardon me if my weekend post are rolling by slowly, I was pretty caught up with personal work recently, but I promise I'll be in the mode soonest!